My leather jacket from designer Andrew Marc is for sale, and yes, it is potential evidence in an ongoing police investigation. The jacket is very cool, classic black, and currently in my possession. While the size is “Large,” it does feel comfortably snug when you wear a sweater underneath it. I assure you, this jacket is in very good condition and there are no longer any visible traces of blood or semen on it. (But who knows what the forensics lab will find—if they get their hands on it!)
I’m asking for $500 for the jacket, but I am totally willing to negotiate a lesser sum with anyone that will take it off my hands. I would like to make this deal happen ASAP. Thank you.
AND PLEASE, POLICE OFFICERS OR OTHER PERSONS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT, DO NOT CONTACT ME! I WILL NOT SELL YOU THE JACKET!